Mason Jennings Lyrics: Your New Man

Your New Man
from In The Ever

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Goodness me, yes I'd agree
I was the one who ended up our history
Well, it looks like you wrote the last page to me
Your friends say you've got a new man
Girl, that's so not cool in so many ways
These were supposed to be my carefree single days
Instead, I'm punching walls and coming up with ways
Ways to win you back from your new man

Right now he's probably moaning your name
The thought of it is driving me insane
Got to get religion just to ease the pain
Of thinking 'bout you loving your new man
Well, did you get the literature I left in your bed
Told you keep it frozen, it caught fire instead
Have you not heard a single word I've said
No, you were busy loving your new man

Goodness garage, his name is probably Rodge
He probably drives a truck
And his hands are probably big
I bet he fixes things around your place when they break
If he says he likes your cooking he's a fake
Girl, please say he doesn't tuck his shirts in, please
Please say he doesn't wear a gold chain, please
Things were going great, I even went on a date
Then I found out about your new man

Right now he's probably moaning your name
The thought of it is driving me insane
Got to get religion just to ease the pain
Of thinking 'bout you loving your new man
Well, did you get the literature I left in your bed
Told you keep it frozen, it caught fire instead
Have you not heard a single word I've said
No, you were busy loving your new man
Aw, come on

Holly round the tree, that kiss was meant for me
Trust me, he'll get way too drunk at your Christmas party
Your friends'll laugh at first
But as the night gets worse
Collectively, they'll run off your new man
And, who'll be standing there looking like Fred Astaire
Me, and I'll be singing
Where, oh where have you been all fall
While I was having a ball
Certainly, not with your new man

Right now he's probably crying your name
The thought of it is driving him insane
Got to find another just to ease the pain
Of thinking 'bout you loving your new man
Well, did you get the messages he left on your phone
Told you that he's sorry and to please come home
Maybe you'd have answered but, were you alone
No, you were busy loving your new man, right
You were busy loving your new man, me
You were busy loving your new man
That's right!