So Many Ways to Die
from The Flood
Walking in front of a car
Getting hit by a shooting star
Getting too drunk on beer
Believing everything that you hear
There’s so many ways to die
So many ways to die
A nuclear spill, or a germ we can’t kill
There’s so many ways to die
Asking for directions at night
A shark or a rattlesnake bite
A bomb with a mushroom cloud
Chewing your gum too loud
There’s so many ways to die
So many ways to die
A volcano, how will we go?
There’s so many ways to die
Now listen
Scientists, preachers, and the media too
Say the end is coming for me and you
We don’t know when, it could happen today
But every last person is going away
Stabbed, beaten or shot
The earth getting way too hot
Unprotected sex
Driving while you text
There’s so many ways to die
So many ways to die
We got to love while we can
In this frying pan
Cause there’s so many ways to die
I’ll tell you
So many ways to die
Yes there are
So many ways to die